GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
Ahh thank you so much! I do indeed have a girlfriend (you can check out her blog at sherlock-and-riversong.tumblr.com but don’t tell her I sent you) :3
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones
look at these
i feel like i just relived 2008
oh my fucking god